"O Say, Can You See"

One of the problems (among many) of apartment living is that there is no place to hang our American flag that should so proudly wave on major holidays.  Tsk, tsk.  So instead of being sad about it, I did what any stereotypical patriotic housewife would do; I made a flag.  But it's not just any American flag-you wouldn't find this flag flying at the White House or outside at all, for that matter.  And it has way more than 50 stars; I'm sure indicating the potential of our great country.  You guessed it-it's quilted.  I'm sure you saw that coming.  Here it is hanging inside our house permanently.

From afar it looks rather normal, and contains all the necessaries-white stripes, red strips, blue with stars.  Here it is close up:

Now we can be even more patriotic than we already are!