Cleaning

Now every good housewife knows that cleaning the kitchen is essential to keeping house.  A clean kitchen is the sign of a functioning woman.  No housewife in her right mind would ever allow her kitchen to be seen this messy by her friends and neighbors: 

As you know, I am a "stereotypical" Mormon housewife.  How could I ever let my kitchen get this messy and then show it for the entire Internet world?  Well, if this blog is to have any lasting effect, then it must provide accurate examples.  Lucky me this was an easy example to muster.